justqueenthoughts:

Freddie: Whatever the fuck he wants

Roger: Whatever the fuck Freddie needs him to be + occasional angsty screaming

Brian: I thought he was our folksy tenor softboy but now I’m not so sure

John: This man could be singing to me directly and i still wouldn’t be able to recognize it because ~I’ve never heard it!!~

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon giving you “the talk”.

Well that would be fun

the-loser-in-the-end:

robins-child-blog:

1. Brian thought Freddie was a gypsy type when he first met him.
2. Brian lived with Tim Staffel and Roger Taylor when Smile was about.
3. Brian made a statement about a year ago where he said (not in these exact words) he felt Freddie was lucky for dying and not witnessing the demise of Queen. This was before he got back with Anita Dobson and married her.
4. Brian worked in a windshield wiper factory as a teen.
5. In 1977 while the band was on tour with Thin Lizzy as the support act, Lizzy’s guitar player Scott Gorham got a lemon thrown at him. When Queen went on, out from the same direction of the lemon came a whole bunch of eggs straight at Brian! (and he just happened to be wearing a white shirt that night). He slipped on the mess and fell on his butt.
6. Before a gig at the Rainbow in 1974, Brian told Freddie he was acting like an old tart and he stormed off and was gone for several hours.
7. Brian and Deaky got into a huge fight over whether or not the song “Back Chat” needed a guitar solo. Apparently Brian won that one…..
8. Once, during an early soundcheck, Freddie got mad at the rest of the band over something and stalked out, saying he was leaving for good. When he didn’t return after about half an hour, Roger and Deaky were panicking, certain he’d made good on his threat. Brian, however, calmly picked up the microphone Freddie had discarded and called into it, “Oh, Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?” A moment later Freddie poked his head back in to yell “Don’t call me that!” Brian just smiled and said, “I knew that would get you back in here.”
9. There have been several attempts by different people to copy Brian’s trademark guitar. One early attempt (back around 1978) failed so miserably that Brian, in a very uncharacteristic moment, threw it off the stage at the end of a show and broke it.
10. Brian is probably the only member of a band to ever have had a scientific paper published in Nature.
11. Brian wrote “Tie Your Mother Down” long before Queen ever got started. He’d been up all night in an observatory watching the stars and was too wired to sleep. He says he has no idea where the line came from, it just popped into his head. He was going to change it because he thought it was silly, but Freddie told him not to because “it reminds me of something that happened once, darling.” Brian didn’t dare ask what…..
12. Brian got drunk with Van Halen one night and when he went to throw up in the bathroom he hit his head on the toilet tank and got a concussion. He had to play with a bandage on his head the following night.
13. Brian has a habit of never remembering where he left his coat.
14. As a kid, Brian was afraid of a chair in the corner of his room at night.
15. Brian’s mom said that when he was little he wanted to be a surgeon but he claims that he doesn’t remember that.
16. The first time Brian met Crystal he accidentally stepped on his foot with his clogs and apologized about 20 times.
17. Money-wise, Brian’s guitar is the cheapest piece of equipment the band owns.
18. Brian is so overprotective of his Red Special, when he was travelling by plane somewhere he refused to check it in with the rest of his baggage and instead bought a seat for it.
19. In Las Vegas Brian came on stage with no guitar (and that wasn’t the last time that happened).
20. The Prophet’s Song was inspired by a dream Brian had.
21. Brian broke his arm while playing around on his son’s skateboard.
22. Brian’s hair is softer than you might think.
23. Brian has donated an old lawnmower to the British Lawnmower Museum in Southport, Lancashire.
24. No one who knew him believed Brian wrote “Son and Daughter” because it had the word “sh*t” in it.
25. Brian was dragged into an alley in Hawaii and asked where he got his drugs, because he was wearing unusual clothes and had long hair. 
26. Brian likes Prawn Cocktail and veggie food.
27. Richie from Five got lost in Brian May’s grounds during the recording of their version of ‘We Will Rock You’, and had to be found by a search party consisting of Five’s other members.
28. Our favourite guitarist lost his proverbial cherry to the strains of an album by the Hollies. It’s the gospel truth!
29. The line “I want it all and I want it now,” was inspired by Anita Dobson.
30. During The Works sessions Brian and Roger got into a fight and Brian punched Roger. They kept on fighting for a moment.
31. Brian is a vegetarian.
32. Queen performed a show, although Brian had serious problems with his arm and Freddie could hardly hear anything because of an ear infection.

My life is complete now

classic-dork:

when you go to the kitchen at three in the morning and your mom catches you